Funny Good Morning Quotes : You came into my world, and you invited me into yours with the way you cherish and love me. You see just the good in me where others only see the bad; you see the best in me while others could only see the worst. I’m grateful that you didn’t give up on me and left me to my ruins. Good morning, sweetheart.
Funny Good Morning Quotes
Wake up and start your engine with a cup of coffee because the day is going to be so long. Good morning my dear.
Good morning! Relax no hurry to wake up; you still have tomorrow to do what you had planned for today. Good morning darling!
Always have positive thoughts as you will never find them in real life. Good morning. I wish you a great day! Good morning.
Good Morning! Just because Monday is not liked, does not mean it will be a bad day for you. Hope you have an amazing day! Good morning!
You are so lucky your alarm didn’t kick you out of your bed, but I am sure your bed will, If not try sleeping the whole day. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
Listening to the sounds of the birds in the sky reminds me of a bright morning smile you have. I can’t wait to see you today in class.
Waking up early every day has become a routine. Just to be the first person to text you Good morning. That’s how much important you are to me. Have a nice day.
You are so sweet, wonderful, beautiful and adorable. You have a perfect smile. Digging for that choice of words was not easy. Now you need to call the ambulance.
You spoiled me with your sweetness. Your spell on me is amazing. I don’t want to be set free, I want to be your prisoner for life. Have a lovely day my lovely Fairy.
Good morning to the most adorable queen in the world! Thanks for existing hence giving me a dwelling place full of love. You are simply amazing.
Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!
Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one. Good morning, Have a happy day.
Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you! Good morning nice day.
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world. Good morning my dear.
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning darling!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you! Good morning.
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me! Good morning, Have a happy day.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to wake up, before I smack you! With kisses, of course.
No caffeine needed this morning. I’ve got you.
Seeing you early in the morning is such a wonderful feeling.
Wake up with a bounce!
What a pleasant morning we have today! It’s almost as charming as you.
What’s shakin’ bacon?
While I was asleep, I missed you.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You are the reason why I wake up so early in the morning every day.
You’re all the sunshine I need.
You stole my heart, now I’m like a pie with no filling; I would let you keep it because I’ve got yours too. Good morning my baby.
I present you my heart just like the Head of John the Baptist was presented to the Kings daughter and If you need my head too I will make sure you have it. Good Morning Love.
I add a pinch of your smile to my morning coffee, and it tastes heavenly. Good morning my goddess.
Your whole life is left for plenty of sleep, but please wake up now and get your lazy bones working! Good morning!
I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
Why are gummy bears so sweet and lovable? They are great, but not half as addictive as you. Good morning my cuddly bear.
Sleeping late and waking up late are the two biggest enemies of good health. Congratulations to you for doing both like an expert. Good morning!
Some people wake up at noon and call it a morning. I am wishing you good morning now so you know when the real morning is!
I’m trying to have cake for breakfast and it looks so bland. Come be the cherry on my topping. Good morning cupcake.
The sky is awake and the birds have already started working their ass off. But look at you snoring loud!
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.
Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning!
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you are doing
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens
Good morning World! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life
I drink coffee for your protection.
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.
Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.
I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!
I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.
I hate mornings, they start so early.
The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.
What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.
Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clock in one day.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
To greet a lovely morning, we much leave the night behind.
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
Morning not only forgives, it forgets.
Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.
The sun is already up, the sunshine is beautiful and so are you. Good morning sweetheart!
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.
Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.
The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Monday isn’t that bad, to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.
Monday is for people with a mission.
They say love is blind, but I can see your beautiful face. Good morning my love! Good morning!
Hey hot stuff! Good morning. I was wondering if I could borrow a kiss from you- don’t worry, you’ll get it back.
Hi and good morning, um, I think we might as well start dating. You left your pants here and my washer is broken.
Good morning, love. I know, I know, I’d love to stay in bed but my coffee needs me. I hope you understand.
Good morning, love, just wanted to say you are amazing. With you I skip those butterflies and feel the whole zoo! Have a great day.
Good morning, love, just wanted to say you’re my most favorite thing in the whole world- um, well besides cake. Love you.
Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.
Good morning, I mean, good day… um, this is awkward. Just wanted to say I can’t do this anymore. I’m already in a relationship with food. So sorry.
Hi. Just want to say good morning, you sexy thing. That’s all.
Good morning, gorgeous, thanks for sleeping with me. Losing teddy was worse than I thought. Thanks for helping me get through it.
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